Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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