You were right. It hurts to walk today.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think a kid would responsible me up
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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