Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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