Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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