The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My pussy is not your playground.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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