Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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