he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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