He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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