I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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