"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
A+ Viking dick
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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