The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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