I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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