Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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