So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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