office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
