YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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