Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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