we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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