Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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