I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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