Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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