well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
