i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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bring money and cleavage
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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