How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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