I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
