thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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