what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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