I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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