We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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