Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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