Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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