Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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