her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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