Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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