What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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