I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
