Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I can text with my tongue
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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