Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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