Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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