Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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