Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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