Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
"Uno mÃ¡s" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money