i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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