The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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