so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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