i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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