i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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