there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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