thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yo dont text me then not text me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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