do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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