Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
