i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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